Design The Next iPhone is a Neal.fun game that lets you create your own ridiculous version of Apple’s next phone. You start with a blank iPhone and drag whatever you want onto it — cameras, buttons, ports, and a whole lot of stuff that definitely shouldn’t be on a phone. It’s part design tool, part parody, and completely absurd.
The game starts simple enough. You get a 3D iPhone in a white space and a list of items to add. At first, the options look normal — camera lenses, the notch, the Apple logo, volume buttons. But keep scrolling and things get weird fast. There’s a click wheel, googly eyes, a joystick, a steering wheel, a cup holder, and even an Android logo if you’re feeling chaotic.
What makes Design The Next iPhone so fun is how much freedom you have. Want to cover the entire back with camera lenses? Go for it. Want to add feet so your phone can stand up? Sure. There’s no wrong way to do it, and the weirder your design, the funnier the result.
You can also change the colour of everything and swap out the wallpaper. If you want to upload your own image, that’s an option too. Once you’re happy with your creation, hit the “Present” button and watch your phone get showcased in a fake Apple keynote-style animation. Tim Cook would be proud. Or horrified. Probably both.
The price of your creation gets calculated based on how many items you added. Load it up with every possible feature and watch the cost skyrocket into absurd territory. It’s a nice touch that adds to the joke.
How To Play Design The Next iPhone
Playing is dead simple. When you open the game, you’ll see a blank iPhone on screen and a row of items along the side. Just drag and drop whatever you want onto the phone. You can place items anywhere — front, back, sides, wherever you like.
Scroll through the item list to see everything available. It starts with normal phone components but quickly gets ridiculous. Cameras, ports, and buttons are there, but so are things like a pear logo, a Pro Wheel, handles, and silencers. Mix and match however you want.
You can rotate the phone by clicking and dragging to see it from different angles. This helps when you’re placing items on the back or sides. Change colours using the options provided, and swap out the wallpaper if you want something custom.
When you’re finished, hit the “Present” button in the top right corner. A keynote-style animation plays, showcasing your creation like it’s the next big Apple announcement. It’s the perfect way to cap off whatever monstrosity you’ve built.